3mera is comming

3mera will come next Thursday (05/04/2007) at 1:00 AM
welcome back 3mera, I hope you stay long period this time, before you return back.

Alex - Cairo (drug dealer)

Last Week I was returning from Alex so I go to train station to check the time of Cairo trains but I found the first one will be 9:30 pm and it was 8:30 o'clock so I get out to search for micro bus I found one so I get in but for my bad luck it was empty so I waited till 10:30pm till it is completed but there were just one empty place so one of the passengers said I will take 2 chairs so the driver asked her to get out and set in the front to take the two chairs in the front but after that we discovered that one was reserving chair and get out to buy something so the driver asked another one t

Will you agree to Work for google without getting any salary ?!

هل تقبل أن تعمل �ى جوجل بدون اجر؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

�ى محاضرة من عدة أشهر�ي كلية دبي للإدارة الحكومية ألقاها مؤسس ورئيس المنتدى الاقتصادي العالمي «كلاوس شواب» الذي كان يتحدث عن النظام العالمي الجديد وخصوصاً �يما يتعلق بتنا�سية الشركات عابرة القارات �ي مختل� أقاليم العالم، وكان مما قاله شواب إن العالم يظن بأنه يدل� إلى أحضان العولمة بينما هو �ي الحقيقة قد تعدى العولمة إلى م�هوم جديد أتت به إحدى أكبر الشركات �ي العالم وهي شركة «غوغل » ا��هٌم.

Karim & Rady saved my soul yesterday

Thanks God,
Yesterday when I started leaving ARPU+ (my current company) and when I tried to turn off the PC, I found every thing doubled all buttons are double even when I look into my mobile I was seeing every thing double.
Finally I succeeded to turn of my PC, and get out I feel like I was sick so I decided to get something sweet I don't know what was it exactly and I don't know if I paid its price or not.
Then I walked in the street after I get the sweet thing to pass the way to go to my old company (OpenCraft) but I found my self laid on the ground and in a bad status so I decided to call some one and from my luck the last one I tried to call was Karim so I called him and told him I'm very sick and he asked me where am I? I told him I don't know but there is dome green park, ...etc.

A new way for saying good by.

I think My Friends in OpenCraft (My Old Company) found a new way for saying good by to me.
As 14/03/2007 was my last day in OpenCraft; so my friends thought about giving me something that will make me always remember them by it.
I think they did it, they gave me boxer signed by every one in OpenCraft ;)

ok, ok, if this is the only way that will let me remember them I agree.
But I have one question, from where they brought this boxer I guess it is Boody's Boxer !

I love you All, I will miss you.

عقـــــــــــبـــــــــــــالكم كلكم

عقــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــبـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــالكم كلكم

�ى تطور سريع مخطط له تم بحمد الله عقد قرانى أنا المدعو محمد سليمان
وذالك بكامل قواى العقلية متمنيا لكل الشباب بسرعة الدعاء لى
مع خالص تمنياتى للجميع بسرعة الحضور لمجتمع المتزوجــــــــــون

أخوكم محمد سليمان

What have you learned?

مـــاذا تـعـلّـمـــت ؟

تعلمت انه لايهم اين انت الان
ولكن المهم الى اين تتجه �ى هذه اللحظة
تعلمت انه خير للانسان ان يكون كالسلح�اة �ي الطريق الصحيح ... على ان يكون غزالا �ى الطريق الخطأ
تعلمت ان م�تاح ال�شل هو محاولة ارضاء كل شخص تعر�ه
تعلمت انه خير للانسان ان يندم على ما�عل ... من ان يتحسر على ما لم ي�عل
تعلمت ان العمل الجيد ا�ضل بكثير من الكلام الجيد

The three types of Zamalkawia

النوع الاول : وراثة
النوع الثاني : خال� تعر�
النوع الثالث : بالصد�ة

>>التشخيص :
>>النوع الاول :وراثة
>>وهم الزمالكوية الذين ولدوا �ي بيئة زمالكوية أو وسط زمالكاوي ..
>>يعني ناس اتولدوا على ال�طرة زي كل البشر أهلاوية ...
>>ولكن لأن الوالد زملكاوي �تزملك هذا الط�ل البرئ وتحول إلى زمالكاوي
>>إذا �إن هذا النوع من الزملكوية كانوا أط�الا أبرياء

The Prophet Mohamed

قبل و�اة الرسول كانت حجة الوداع، وبعدها نزل قول الله عز وجل

Jobs Descriptions

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

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